Biker's Christmas Carol

Here's a christmas carol for fellow bikerers! feel free to edit and customize! =)

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Carbon SRAM X.0 rear D!
(pronounced S-Ram, XO like e alcohol)

On the Second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Two X.0 triggers

and a carbon SRAM X.0 rear D!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

three Maxxis Minions (one extra, in case of puncture),

Two X.0 triggers,

and

a carbon SRAM X.0 rear D!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Four-pot Hope disc brakes,

Three Maxxis Minions,

Two X.0 triggers,

and

A carbon SRAM X.0 rear D!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Five~~ CARBON RIMS!

Four-pot Hope disc brakes,

Three Minions,

Two X.0 trigs (trigger)

and

A carbon SRAM X.0 rear D!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....

Six Middleburn Rings (chainrings)

Five~~ CARBON RIMS! (HONEST!)

Four-pot HOPE disc brakes,

Three Minions

Two X.0 trigs (trigger)

and

A carbon SRAM X.0 rear D!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Seven Goodridge cables

Six Middleburn rings

Five~~ CARBON RIMS! (No kidding!)

Four-pot Hope disc brakes

Three Minions

Two X.0 trigs

and

A carbon SRAM X.0 rear D!

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eight Raceface crank arms

Seven Goodridge Cables

Six Middleburn Rings

Five~~ CARBON RIMS!

Four-pot Hope disc Brakes

Three Minions

Two X.0 Trigs

and

A carbon SRAM X.0 rear D!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Nine Jamis Dakars (maybe Specialized Epics!)

Eight Raceface crank arms

Seven Goodridge Cables

Six Middleburn rings

FIVE~~ CARBON RIMS! (W00T!)

Four-pot Hope disc brakes

Three Minions

Two X.0 trigs

and

A carbon SRAM X.0 rear D!

On the tenth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Ten Novarossi's (rc-car engines)

Nine Jamis Dakars

Eight Raceface crank arms

Seven Goodridge Cables

Six Middleburn Rings

FIVE~~ CARBON RIMS!

Four-pot Hope disc brakes

Three Minions

Two X.0 trigs

and

A Carbon SRAM X.0 rear D!

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eleven BG saddles
(Specialized Body-Geometry Saddle. To reduce chances of impotency)

Ten Novarossi's

Nine Jamis Dakars

Eight Raceface crank arms

Seven Goodridge cables

Six Middleburn Rings

FIVE~~CARBON RIMS!

Four-pot Hope disc brakes

Three Minions

Two X.0 trigs

and

A Carbon SRAM X.0 rear D!

On the last day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve days of fixing
("an outing with Fong yingying")
Eleven BG saddles

Ten Novarossi's

Nine Jamis Dakars

Eight Raceface crank arms

Seven Goodridge Cables

Six Middleburn rings

FIVE~~ CARBON RIMS~~!!!!!!

Four-pot Hope disc brakes

Three Minions

Two X.0 trigs (triggers)

and

A CARBON SRAM X.0 REAR D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!