Operation Ambrobush
" I am an assasin.
I do not move..
Slowly.. i take snow from the ground and put it in my mouth
So the enemy does not see my breath"
Yar right.
2159, it's been 5 mintues since ive been camping at my secret hideout, 25storeys above voiddeck level.
Sure, there has been signs of movement. Everywhere. Every second. Trees rustle, cockroaches scramble, microbes undergoing binary fission. It's been a quiet night, few people have walked crossed that small stretch of road that fell under my intense scrutiny, but not my target.
He's probably still somewhere in a convoy on railway tracks heading towards station BB.
I love my hideout, standing beside a neighbour's tree, peering over the corridor wall down to the walkways below. It's a perfect sniping spot.
For 5 minutes i had been busy running around looking for a suitable location to plant Claymores. But i realized i didnt have Claymores, so i decided to hide under the old abandoned table that was leaning against the corridor wall outside my house.
After trying to cramp myself in, i realized it was too low for me so i got out. And then, i saw the tree. "wonderful!" i thought.
10 minutes, and still no signs of the target. There were a few false alarms, where i was almost caught unawares by my neighbours who infiltrated the lifts from the front entrance to the block. But thankfully i was alert enough to hear the lift door opening, so i pretended to be plucking leaves.
"Oh pluck already will grow more leaves. hee".
But somehow they didnt like my explanation, gave me a weird look before entering their house.
12 minutes. i was getting bored. No signs of target. I decided to practice aiming with my rifle.
I reached back to retrieve my rifle, but no, shit, I had no rifle
I was sad, discouraged. To prevent myself from slipping into depression. I looked up at the skies, to admire the beauty of the stars, but there were no stars. Instead the sky looked rather black, must have been the space. There seemed to be some turbidity in the sky. Must've been the milky way, that spans all the way from Indonesia.
Confused, i turned my attention back to the walkway below, and alas, there was my unsuspecting target. White polo tee, black pants and shoes, carrying a huge bag full of military equipment, walking towards the block from the mrt. The same path everyone takes, how predictable.
I reached back to retrieve my rifle, but no, shit i still have no rifle. Damn my senescencing brain cells. Seems like it's only apt to switch to a more hands on approach.
I got up slowly and glanced over the corridor wall a second time. Subject is 10 meters away from the block. Time to set myself up. (for an ambush)
I ran down to the 24th floor, where the lift journey terminates.
I looked at lift A, then lift B. As their name suggests, they are both different lifts. one is A and the other is B. Any time now.
Suddenly, the light on lift A flashed an " ^ " arrow, indicating that someone is heading up.
Alright man, now all i have to do is wait.. heheh. I started to psyche myself up.
But all of a sudden, the ^ arrow disappeared, and the lift remained at the first storey.
Lift A: " haha jackk "
awx: " screw you. "
This time the light at lift B blinked " ^ ". This has to be for real now.
5...
9..
13...
blabla..
20...
This lift has to be destined for the 24th floor. Much awaits.
I went over to lift A and propped myself back against the depression of the lift door.
Hidden from view, hidden from sight.
I waited.
"zhnngg.. pshhhhhhhhhhh" The sound of of the lift coming to an abrupt stop broke the silence, as the pistons hissed and the door rolled open.
Footsteps followed, and soon the subject came into view.
My hiding spot was perfect, i was completely unnoticed. He started heading up the stairs..
No time to lose now! i ran up behind him, hot on his heels. Creeping behind him on tiptoes, i felt like i was an assasin sent to target this person. oh wait i am.
here came the tricky part. the 180degree hairpin turn of the staircase. As he rounded the turn at the apex, i took the wider turn, hence staying out of his range of sight.
Phew, i made it past the staircase. Next up is the corridor of the junction. A 90 right turn to reach the door. I applied to same trick, shying wide of the turn, and remained unnoticed. I was already in striking range of the subject.
He made it to the door. A genius me had artfully left the door half opened, so he wouldn't spend time fishing out his keys to open the door. If not he could have realized that i was behind him.
He hesitated, perhaps smelling a fish. How wrong, i was no fish. I am a genius.
He swung opened the gate, and proceded to push open the wooden door. I followed directly behind, and swung the gate close behind me.
This time he smelt a genius, and turned around, only to be shocked by an anoniminous person standing right behind him. He was shocked alright, and stumbled a few steps backwards, before he realized it was me, his worse nightmare. The last human he'd ever see.
But i couldnt carry out the assasination, i was too amused to do anything but laugh. hahahhaha. DAmnn funny lar. Besides, i realized i had no dagger
Laughing uncontrollably. I radioed HQ:
" hahaha SA to command, do you haha read me? Mission accomplished. Objective completed. "
Thankyou for reading the detailed second by second sit-rep of
Operation Alpha-mango-bravo-urine-something-hilton Bravo-rambo-odium-thesaurus-hello-evanescence-retarded
also codenamed "Ambrobush"
Target: Pro-term OC A.W.Z
time: 2214 hours
Agent assigned to task completion: Stealth Assasin awx
Mode of operation: Stealth/backstab
Mission status: Accomplished
I do not move..
Slowly.. i take snow from the ground and put it in my mouth
So the enemy does not see my breath"
Yar right.
2159, it's been 5 mintues since ive been camping at my secret hideout, 25storeys above voiddeck level.
Sure, there has been signs of movement. Everywhere. Every second. Trees rustle, cockroaches scramble, microbes undergoing binary fission. It's been a quiet night, few people have walked crossed that small stretch of road that fell under my intense scrutiny, but not my target.
He's probably still somewhere in a convoy on railway tracks heading towards station BB.
I love my hideout, standing beside a neighbour's tree, peering over the corridor wall down to the walkways below. It's a perfect sniping spot.
For 5 minutes i had been busy running around looking for a suitable location to plant Claymores. But i realized i didnt have Claymores, so i decided to hide under the old abandoned table that was leaning against the corridor wall outside my house.
After trying to cramp myself in, i realized it was too low for me so i got out. And then, i saw the tree. "wonderful!" i thought.
10 minutes, and still no signs of the target. There were a few false alarms, where i was almost caught unawares by my neighbours who infiltrated the lifts from the front entrance to the block. But thankfully i was alert enough to hear the lift door opening, so i pretended to be plucking leaves.
"Oh pluck already will grow more leaves. hee".
But somehow they didnt like my explanation, gave me a weird look before entering their house.
12 minutes. i was getting bored. No signs of target. I decided to practice aiming with my rifle.
I reached back to retrieve my rifle, but no, shit, I had no rifle
I was sad, discouraged. To prevent myself from slipping into depression. I looked up at the skies, to admire the beauty of the stars, but there were no stars. Instead the sky looked rather black, must have been the space. There seemed to be some turbidity in the sky. Must've been the milky way, that spans all the way from Indonesia.
Confused, i turned my attention back to the walkway below, and alas, there was my unsuspecting target. White polo tee, black pants and shoes, carrying a huge bag full of military equipment, walking towards the block from the mrt. The same path everyone takes, how predictable.
I reached back to retrieve my rifle, but no, shit i still have no rifle. Damn my senescencing brain cells. Seems like it's only apt to switch to a more hands on approach.
I got up slowly and glanced over the corridor wall a second time. Subject is 10 meters away from the block. Time to set myself up. (for an ambush)
I ran down to the 24th floor, where the lift journey terminates.
I looked at lift A, then lift B. As their name suggests, they are both different lifts. one is A and the other is B. Any time now.
Suddenly, the light on lift A flashed an " ^ " arrow, indicating that someone is heading up.
Alright man, now all i have to do is wait.. heheh. I started to psyche myself up.
But all of a sudden, the ^ arrow disappeared, and the lift remained at the first storey.
Lift A: " haha jackk "
awx: " screw you. "
This time the light at lift B blinked " ^ ". This has to be for real now.
5...
9..
13...
blabla..
20...
This lift has to be destined for the 24th floor. Much awaits.
I went over to lift A and propped myself back against the depression of the lift door.
Hidden from view, hidden from sight.
I waited.
"zhnngg.. pshhhhhhhhhhh" The sound of of the lift coming to an abrupt stop broke the silence, as the pistons hissed and the door rolled open.
Footsteps followed, and soon the subject came into view.
My hiding spot was perfect, i was completely unnoticed. He started heading up the stairs..
No time to lose now! i ran up behind him, hot on his heels. Creeping behind him on tiptoes, i felt like i was an assasin sent to target this person. oh wait i am.
here came the tricky part. the 180degree hairpin turn of the staircase. As he rounded the turn at the apex, i took the wider turn, hence staying out of his range of sight.
Phew, i made it past the staircase. Next up is the corridor of the junction. A 90 right turn to reach the door. I applied to same trick, shying wide of the turn, and remained unnoticed. I was already in striking range of the subject.
He made it to the door. A genius me had artfully left the door half opened, so he wouldn't spend time fishing out his keys to open the door. If not he could have realized that i was behind him.
He hesitated, perhaps smelling a fish. How wrong, i was no fish. I am a genius.
He swung opened the gate, and proceded to push open the wooden door. I followed directly behind, and swung the gate close behind me.
This time he smelt a genius, and turned around, only to be shocked by an anoniminous person standing right behind him. He was shocked alright, and stumbled a few steps backwards, before he realized it was me, his worse nightmare. The last human he'd ever see.
But i couldnt carry out the assasination, i was too amused to do anything but laugh. hahahhaha. DAmnn funny lar. Besides, i realized i had no dagger
Laughing uncontrollably. I radioed HQ:
" hahaha SA to command, do you haha read me? Mission accomplished. Objective completed. "
Thankyou for reading the detailed second by second sit-rep of
Operation Alpha-mango-bravo-urine-something-hilton Bravo-rambo-odium-thesaurus-hello-evanescence-retarded
also codenamed "Ambrobush"
Target: Pro-term OC A.W.Z
time: 2214 hours
Agent assigned to task completion: Stealth Assasin awx
Mode of operation: Stealth/backstab
Mission status: Accomplished
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